Small Skits

Blind Skit:

A blind man asks a deaf - "Where are you going in so much hurry?"
The deaf answers - "Can't you see, I am going to market?"
A dumb man who was listening to this conversation said to the deaf, "I couldn't hear what you both said. Please write it on paper for me"

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Helpless Demon: 

George found a bottle. On rubbing it, a demon came out.
Demon: "Your wish is my command. Nothing is impossible for me"
George: "Really? you can do anything?"
Demon: "Yes, anything!"
George: "Fully confident?"
Demon: "Yes. Full confidence!"
George: "Then please create such a stone which even you can't lift!"
Demon created a stone in a moment.
George: "Now please lift it!"
Demon resigned immediately and spent rest of his life in meditation.

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Twist and turns: 

An internationally famous doctor (psychiatrist) once had a big fight with his writer girlfriend and hence both parted their ways permanently. The writer went into depression for some days. Later she wrote powerful book on the ways to come out of depression. The book became international best-seller and people miraculously overcome depression by reading the book and following instructions in it. The psychiatrist's business stopped permanently and he went into deep depression. What next? Complete the story by yourself.